"I would have done it for free!" Kathy argued. "I think it was because I ruined his date with Elsa to tell him not to turn teachers into dinosaurs without their consent."

And this was how you knew you were on Fandom Island. You said sentences like this. And meant them.

"But he insisted that I join his company and be on his Ethics Committee and now I'm supposed to be drawing some huge salary and how am I supposed to explain to my dad that I make more than he does? He won't talk to me for like a week if he finds out!"

Which was normal parental behavior, yes.