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not_every_mage) wrote2015-02-07 08:59 am
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Room 322, Saturday Morning
Anders started his Saturday morning in the usual way: Lying in bed, half-eaten muffin on the night stand, with a book laid carelessly aside and a cat on his chest. He broke off bits of muffin with one hand while he stroked the cat with the other, carrying on a lively conversation the whole time.
"... so the Templar said, 'that wasn't a ser, that was my sister,'" he concluded, and laughed at his own joke as the cat mrowled. "Oh, Lachlan, hush. You just don't appreciate humor, that's your problem. If you weren't such a fierce hunter you'd have no use at all. But you took down that beetle the other day like it was nothing, so I'm sure you'd be a great mouser if this place had mice. Or if the gremlins didn't eat them all. I've never been quite sure what they lived on."
Lachlan yawned, and Anders cooed over it.
"That was easily the most adorable yawn in the history of the world," he said, swallowing his muffin. "I'm almost certain you've been practicing to get them even cuter. Is that what you do when I'm in class, practice ways to be adorable so I don't lose interest and turn you into a hat?" The cat stared at him, impassively. "Our little chats are always so one-sided. I wish you could tell me what you're thinking."
Lachlan poked out a pink tongue and delicately licked his lips, then, in a surprisingly deep voice, said, "I think you should stop talking at me and clean my litterbox instead."
And that was where Anders knocked the book, the muffin, and very nearly the cat to the ground in surprise.
[OOC: Cracked door, open post. Gets NSFW in the comments.]
"... so the Templar said, 'that wasn't a ser, that was my sister,'" he concluded, and laughed at his own joke as the cat mrowled. "Oh, Lachlan, hush. You just don't appreciate humor, that's your problem. If you weren't such a fierce hunter you'd have no use at all. But you took down that beetle the other day like it was nothing, so I'm sure you'd be a great mouser if this place had mice. Or if the gremlins didn't eat them all. I've never been quite sure what they lived on."
Lachlan yawned, and Anders cooed over it.
"That was easily the most adorable yawn in the history of the world," he said, swallowing his muffin. "I'm almost certain you've been practicing to get them even cuter. Is that what you do when I'm in class, practice ways to be adorable so I don't lose interest and turn you into a hat?" The cat stared at him, impassively. "Our little chats are always so one-sided. I wish you could tell me what you're thinking."
Lachlan poked out a pink tongue and delicately licked his lips, then, in a surprisingly deep voice, said, "I think you should stop talking at me and clean my litterbox instead."
And that was where Anders knocked the book, the muffin, and very nearly the cat to the ground in surprise.
[OOC: Cracked door, open post. Gets NSFW in the comments.]
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He sucked in breath after breath but couldn't seem to really make himself calm down anymore. So, he just felt himself go. He was pretty sure he shouted or said something but all he could feel was that quicksilver uncoiling in his stomach and his skin tingling all over.
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"Dear Maker," he said, grinning in near-perfect satisfaction. "I, um ... you enjoyed that?"
Possibly a dopey thing to say. Probably a dopey thing to say, in fact, but if there was a dictionary of non-dopey things to say in a moment like this Anders hadn't read it.
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"Yeah," he mumbled, finally finding some words. "I did."
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It sounded trite but he meant it, he really did. "Thank you."
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"I'll make sure to learn quicker so I can do those things to you," he promised. "I'd like to return the pleasure."
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Not that he'd turn down an offer, but he figured that went without saying.
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