"That's me," Anders laughed. "I'm all about the pussy."

But, because he was nice -- and because he wanted a drink anyhow -- he slid off the bed and snagged two beers out of the mini-fridge. "Here," he said, offering one to Dante. "See, I didn't even make you say please."

Lachlan took advantage of the confusion to paw hopefully at Dante's arm.