33 Apocalypse Ave, Late Sunday Afternoon

[not_every_mage]

Anders' cooking skills mostly stalled out at grilled cheese and cans of soup, but the holiday season and its influx of guests had him wanting to try something new. (He was going to blame it on Kathy's influence.) He stopped by Turtle & Canary for supplies and then set up a baking station in the kitchen.

First on the list of things to try: cornflake Christmas wreaths. They seemed easy right up to the part where he started trying to shape the melted marshmallows and cereal into wreaths and found out exactly how fast a mage could get marshmallow all over every surface in the kitchen.

[OOC: Open to those there.]

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[rebelseekspizza]

"Yeah, they're supposed to be those round Christmas things?" Dante said. "I saw a picture."

[tigerundercover]

"Oh." Raven nodded. "Festive. You know, they used to do stuff like this back home, in the '50s. Maybe Anders can make a tuna fish tree next."

[rebelseekspizza]

"Or stick everything in jello," Dante offered merrily.

[tigerundercover]

"He should get a mold for the shapes," Raven said. "Everyone knows the best way to get the right shape is to use a jello mold."

[rebelseekspizza]

Dante snickered. "... Think Kathy sells jello molds?"

[tigerundercover]

"You know, I'm not sure I'd want jello in the places Kathy's store specializes in."

[rebelseekspizza]

"Don't know it until you tried it," said Dante, who had never tried that and had no intention of trying that. "But I'm thinkin' a nice boob mold..."

[tigerundercover]

"I like women and I still think that's gross," Raven said. "But yeah, she's probably got one of those."

[rebelseekspizza]

"What, you want classier jello?" Dante asked. "Like a meat jello pineapple?"

Snicker.

[tigerundercover]

"Shaped like boobs," Raven said. "You have a very strange mind."

[rebelseekspizza]

"Nah, I mean like meat jello made in a pineapple mold," Dante said. "No better than the boob."

[tigerundercover]

"You know there's a reason why I didn't go back to the fifties. And it's meat jello."

[rebelseekspizza]

"Oh, right, I forgot you were from then," Dante said. "Man, I'm sorry."

[tigerundercover]

Raven shrugged. "It's alright. I forget it sometimes, too."

[rebelseekspizza]

"Well, sorry for you being from the fifties," Dante said. "Can't see you as a Stepford Housewife."

[tigerundercover]

Raven shifted to something more fifties appropriate. "Maybe not. But I could fake it well enough. That's all most of them were doing anyway."

[rebelseekspizza]

"Not without screaming on the inside," said Dante, who didn't have a supplicating bone in his body.